It barks at no one else but me. Enjoy all the things I deem as "schweeeeet!!"

last night i had my first run-in with lucid dreaming.  after 24 years of never quite getting there, i had two in one night.  it was incredible.  to create, manipulate, and of course, fly - never been so thrilled.  i created ships that got larger and larger until it was actually frightening to see a moving object with that much mass.  every cabin on the thing was mine.  

it started in a dream i had about teaching.  i was being observed by a higher-up who was hated by all.  one of my students was very obviously trying to hint at the fact that he had gotten a ‘special phone number’ and REALLY wanted me to ask him about it.  i didn’t, because i was balls deep in a delicious sandwich.  when i finished, i finally asked him “did you get a pretty lady’s number?”  ”Yep”

that’s when the observer made a snide remark like “oh, you finally remembered you have kids to be teaching.  great.” that’s when it hit me.  i replied “no.  it’s tuesday. this is the week off we have for chinese new year - this is a dream” 

of course, things got strange after that.  as you can imagine, being lucid while dreaming is fucking insane.  the reaction of this dream-bitch was a frozen expression of some sort of mid-laughter/mugshot hybrid.  at that moment i wanted to see what i could do, so i decided to make all the desks and tables lift-off the ground and then come crashing back down.  it worked, and from there on, the night was amazing for me.